I Hope nobody feels offended by my remarks.
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Where do I sign ?
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You can put on that check whatever you want,
I said he isn't for sale.
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I just sold them your truck ;-)
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And there was this little girl, her name was Mary. She had this
little lamb .....
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All you have to do, is to sign here and the flying carpet is yours.
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Cheese :-)
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Don't believe what they say, of course Santa is still in business.
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I don't know if this carpet you bought me is the right thing.
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Don't tell me I can't fly the thing.
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